“Having to wade through the scum of this city, being swept away by bigger and bigger waves of corruption, apathy and red tape. Nah, that doesn’t bother me. But you know what does bother me?...You know what makes me really sick to my stomach?....Is watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody, I mean NOBODY…

Now I remember why I don’t remember anything about 90's pop culture.

How to stop looking at your ex’s social media:

Good idea. Just make sure you put the “no equipment ground” sticker on all the downstream outlets as well.

As a host, I certainly wouldn’t expect a guest to bring any of these things, with the exception of one thing: A PHONE CHARGER. Bring your own D*MN PHONE CHARGER!

Yep. None of this is rocket science and should be easily figurable outable by any reasonably competent adult, provided they really want to do it.

Hope everybody’s enjoying this temporary “hooray! back to normal” lull, because in six months we’re all going to be locked up in our houses and wearing masks everywhere again.

Or, they’re just lazy and inconsiderate bastards.

Fun mayo story (mayo haters should skip). A radio station in Philly used to have a wing eating contest the day before the Super Bowl. In addition to the “pros” who were invited, your average Joe Schmoe could qualify by going down to the station and performing some suitable gustatory stunt on the air. My favorite stunt…

Extra 0 slipped in there.

Ranked choice voting should include a “none of the above” choice. If “none of the above” ends up with a majority, then the election is rerun with none of the candidates on the ballot eligible.

Maine only uses ranked choice for federal elections. State elections (state legislature and governor) are still decided by plurality.

Hope you gave the dog some.

This is the first cogent argument I have heard for treating attempted murder differently than successful murder. I suppose it also gives the perp a reason to reconsider their actions if they are not initially successful. Thank you.

“Canister vacuum” != “Bagless vacuum”

You’re right, of course, but there have been equally tragic road rage outcomes that didn’t involve firearms, just “items at hand” (like the car itself).

Yup. And I was just yesterday talking to someone about road rage shooting incidents who said they could never understand how somebody could do something like that. My reply: “Perhaps you’ve just never been in the exact circumstances that person was in at the time. Unless you’re certain you have, you have no right to…

Brilliant!

Qobuz. Cheaper than Tidal and unlike Amazon HD, it’s actually lossless and the apps are usable. And they pay the artists better.

We knew we were done at two because any more and they would outnumber us.