I like Dunks coffee and I cannot lie

6/28/21

Now I remember why I don’t remember anything about 90's pop culture.

6/25/21

How to stop looking at your ex’s social media:

6/24/21

Good idea. Just make sure you put the “no equipment ground” sticker on all the downstream outlets as well.

6/24/21

As a host, I certainly wouldn’t expect a guest to bring any of these things, with the exception of one thing: A PHONE CHARGER. Bring your own D*MN PHONE CHARGER!

6/23/21

*not including the now-banned ephedra

6/23/21

Yep. None of this is rocket science and should be easily figurable outable by any reasonably competent adult, provided they really want to do it.

6/23/21

Hope everybody’s enjoying this temporary “hooray! back to normal” lull, because in six months we’re all going to be locked up in our houses and wearing masks everywhere again.

6/22/21

Or, they’re just lazy and inconsiderate bastards.

6/22/21

“Cancer” comes from Latin for “crab.” “Crabs” is another word for parasitic lice. This is a parasite, just like “crabs.” Hence, this is cancer-like.

6/17/21

I can’t Say Anything.

6/17/21

Fun mayo story (mayo haters should skip). A radio station in Philly used to have a wing eating contest the day before the Super Bowl. In addition to the “pros” who were invited, your average Joe Schmoe could qualify by going down to the station and performing some suitable gustatory stunt on the air. My favorite stunt…

6/17/21

Extra 0 slipped in there.

6/16/21

Ranked choice voting should include a “none of the above” choice. If “none of the above” ends up with a majority, then the election is rerun with none of the candidates on the ballot eligible.

6/16/21

Maine only uses ranked choice for federal elections. State elections (state legislature and governor) are still decided by plurality.

6/16/21

Hope you gave the dog some.

6/15/21

But the screen goes dark until you tap it? So what is the point, since you can’t tap it behind the glass?

6/14/21

Right? It’s not like “more than 1000.”

6/14/21

Because they’re conservatives. “All I want is to be left alone to do what I want without interference. Is that too much to ask?......Hey, you over there! You have to do what I tell you to do even if it does not affect me in the least!”

6/14/21

Maybe they just don’t want Artificial Intelligence (AI) to administer the vaccines? It is confusing.

6/14/21

Betteridge’s Law of Headlines.