Every time I go to the dentist, he wants to x-ray my wallet.

Lighter fluid.

My kingdom for a copy editor.  Also, the Law of Headlines almost certainly applies here.

I’ve gotten to the point where when I get out of bed in the morning, I sometimes look over to see if my wife is eating a bowl of Rice Krispies in bed.

1 Meat

Yup.

This is SOP for Verizon FIOS routers - they’re all designed to work with MOCA directly. In this way the STB’s can talk directly to the router and each other.

Just noticed this buried in an eensy-weensy footnote at the bottom of the Apple Music page:

...they only do one thing...

This. Even inspection and mortgage contingencies are practically unheard of around here.

I gave it to the flight attendant greeting us as we stepped on to the plane.

So basically, remember the lessons you (should have) learned in kindergarten. Be nice. Respect other people’s space. Don’t push in line. Follow the rules. Clean up after yourself. Etc.

The Law of Headlines.

I pay zero attention to any of the reviews on Amazon.  If I want a review I Google for reviews of the product on independent sites. Less likely (although not impossible) that they’re bogus.

Same. And I know she feels the same and I’m glad of it.

You left out the part of the letter that said “BTW, Melinda says she’s leaving if I don’t get this working. Help!”

And no peeing in the pool!

Pure genius

Red red wine...

It’s not the true “college student with a car on campus” “person with a car in the city” experience...