I’ll just leave this here.

It’s a family recipe, perhaps it is originally based on the Toll House(R) one.

But, at least now you can take a swig of your Guinness in pride...

The Law of Headlines remains unbroken.

The chocolate cookie recipe I use calls for baking soda, but I don’t see any acid in it. What’s up? Maybe the vanilla?

Isn’t this what TV was invented for?

Since “time” is nothing more than the increase in entropy of the universe, one could travel “back in time” by reversing this process for the universe outside of yourself.

At least for me, the “who can do this unpleasant chore quicker” schtick invariably ended up with each looking at the other and saying “you win.”

Anybody who’s gone through a divorce is well aware of the difference between “fair” and “equal.”

I’m trying this with pork roll.

And....I can’t count.  Thanks.  I’m sure there’s some kind of psychological insight to be gleaned from the fact that I stared at that thing and overlooked “reason.”

...he would often stress his laws of the seven R’s,” Maier says. “It was always, always do the right thing for the right reason at the right time with the right people. [And] you will have no regrets for the rest of your life.”

Some guy I used to work with told me?

It’s the folks that type “correctly” who end up with RSI, because they’re making the same movements over and over again.

Camilo Mora is spot on. Without the infrastructure, the human condition will rapidly deteriorate no matter where you are. Think “Fall of the Roman Empire.”

It’s also slang for “nuts” as in “balls” as in testicles, but let’s not go there.

Supposedly you can do that (in my state at least) but you need to actually show up in person in court and who has time for that.

I listen to my local state constabulary on the scanner all day while working from home. It’s more a less a constant stream of “reckless driver going 100+ MPH while weaving in an out of traffic” calls.  It’s terrifying.  The “avoid highways” option on Google Maps has come in handy.

Who?

So, like, “Friends” with benefits.