Can’t argue with that either.

Perhaps mix it into mayo to make the perfect condiment for post-Thanksgiving turkey sandwiches?

That’s certainly a valid point.

At a certain point it goes beyond money to power and ego and control.

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TL;DR Much much more than you actually do.

I helped my stepson do his taxes one year when he lived in NYC and worked in Yonkers and I still have nightmares about it.

My steadfast policy of never answering the phone looks better and better all the time.

Not to mention that it’s much less efficient to turn chemical energy into electrical energy, transmit it over power lines, and then turn it into heat energy, than to just turn the chemical energy directly into heat energy.

I assume they were transplants from Florida?

You eat it by biting through a sticky crystal meth-like coating which gets all over your face and stuck in your teeth, and then into the apple which is now totally tasteless since the sickly sweet candy coating has completely overwhelmed any other flavor. Try to avoid getting any of candy coating on your hands because…

Note before dropping to only liability: in addition to the flood or theft risk, some homeowners policies will not cover a registered vehicle if, say, your house burns down on top of it. Of course, you probably have bigger problems then, but still.

I’m from New England and candy apples are disgusting. Caramel all the way.

Thanks!  And TIL what “spatchcock” means.

From George H.W. Bush’s letter to incoming president Bill Clinton:

I hope they didn’t take away the ability run a shell in Terminal.

Why would you need to prepare the statement ahead of time? It’s ~50 words, not a biography of the Queen.

If they ever create a breed of turkey or chicken with very little meat, just skin, I’m there.

Before the election I could not decide if I was more terrified of a Trump victory or a Trump defeat, because of the potential of fuckery like this.

This week, then!