Could you do a version of this but dealing with office neighbors?

Why is the rule unenforceable?

It’s been sort of done: https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Hotblack_Desiato

Rudolph? Snow Miser? Kris “if you sit on my lap today” Kringle?

And after you tell them you’re canceling because of the fee, and they agree to waive the fee, tell them you’re canceling anyway. If they were willing to give you the card without the fee, then why did they force you to threaten to cancel before they did so?

I’d add:

Seriously? I did mine online about six months ago.

https://paddynotpatty.com/

...but the world could have been very different if Columbus hadn’t succeeded.

Wait for it, wait for it...

Mixing mayo with something always comes out good, no matter what it is.

And a four-way circuit (three or more switches) is basically a parity checker. 

Remember to wrap the wires counterclockwise around the terminals because that’s the direction you’ll tighten the screws holding the wires on.

At last! A valid reason.

What is the point?

Just another spin of the “let’s make some bullshit laws which we can arbitrarily enforce against a certain class of people to keep those people from voting so we can stay in power and then make some more bullshit laws which we can arbitrarily enforce against a certain class of people so we can keep...” merry-go-round.…

After looking up the definitions of the frequently misused eponymous and deliver (Definition 5), I approve.

I guess my point is that everybody has already divided themselves into two camps: “Sane” or “Pro-Trump.” All these debates and campaigning are not going to change this one bit.

What is the point of all this? Unless they’ve been living under a rock the past four years, how is it possible for anybody to be undecided about Trump at this point?

I fixed your title for you: