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xwscranston

That’s it!

Could be.  Then there’s the fact that they read from right to left in Israel.

I rented a car in Israel (Citroen) that had it backwards: the arrow seemed to indicate which side the car should on be wrt the pump. Either that or it was just wrong. Those wacky French!

Let us not forget his cameo spin in the greatest comedy of all time: “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.”  He might have been the final surviving cast member.

Thanks for the advice!  

An overachiever is someone who thinks he/she is an underachiever. An underachiever is someone who thinks he/she is an overachiever.

How about a survey of good resistance band workouts? I found a collection of five bands in my closet and curious about using them.

Similar situation here, in a few years with my wife. I’m trying to focus on the positive side of it: I’m more or less absolved of all responsibilities because “hey, I don’t speak the language.” Car needs fixing? Water heater needs replacing? “You’ll need to take care of it honey.” Anyway, my plan is to find an

...but probably not a taco salad.

“Nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing just a table.”

Sigh...another (teensy) pang of regret over marrying a Jewish woman.

So close...

Are you advocating for putting salt and vinegar potato chips (perhaps crumbled up) into the chicken salad itself ? 

One word (well, portmanteau actually): RoboCop.

You’re a tax expert now? FSA funds can only be used for yourself or your dependents, according to IRS rules.

For true anonymity, buy one from the guy in the parking lot:

It’s the wrong Bad News Bears!

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