“Pay 3 percent, lend at 6 percent, tee off by 3 o’clock“

Nor everyone needs a new ID by October.  I have no intention of getting one by then and I will be absolutely fine using my passport or Global Entry card.

Citation please.

Thank you.  “Wow, look at this windfall I got from the government!” Um, no, that’s not what it is. At all.

Age has a huge effect here. Back in the day I used to be able to do intense workouts every day. Now (mid-50s) I can only go 2-3 days in a row and then need to take a day off, or things start to go downhill.

You do understand the difference between deodorants and antiperspirants, right?

You do understand the difference between deodorants and antiperspirants, right?

Means you can declare your house a “homestead” and then lenders (other than a mortgagee, of course) can’t attach the equity in your house to pay off an unpaid debt.

True that.

I’m not going anywhere near an airport the first couple weeks of October.

A birth certificate and 10 minutes at the Post Office gets you a passport. And then you have a passport. To get a RealID, you need seventeen forms of documentation and hours at the DMV. And then you have a slightly more useful drivers license. Kind of a no brainer to me.

How does leaving your heating off help you stay warm?

Booze.  Or coat your body in Ben Gay.

The greatest thing about shower sex is that your naughty bits get really clean.

The greatest thing about shower sex is that your naughty bits get really clean.

The whole withholding/refund thing is a scam. You either get too much taken out, and the gubmint gets an interest free loan, or too little taken out, and you pay an under withholding penalty. It can be very difficult to get it right, so most people opt to be on the safe side and get too much taken out. For which I can…

I don’t even want to think about what it’s like to live in Corona, Queens now a days.

Because the delivery prices are baked into the price.  But, hey, free delivery, right?

There should also be a list of people who still give money to this criminally evil institution.

All the members of the “International Union of Emptiers of Needless Waste from Overflowing Trash Baskets” are thanking you for contributing to their job security.

An evil person could have a lot of fun with this...

Beat me to it.