They’re synchronizing the dates, not the days of the week.

This is great.  And WXPN is highly recommended in general.

You’ll know a recession is coming when nobody thinks a recession is coming.

Santa Claus?

“No, this stuff isn’t gettin’ to me. The knifings, the beatings, old ladies being bashed in the head for their Social Security checks, teachers being thrown out of a fourth-floor window because they don’t give a shit. That doesn’t bother me a bit. ... Or this job, either. Having to wade through the scum of this city,…

What? What? Excuse me. There is no running away in basketball.

It’s even better than the Uber business model.

Yep.  Couldn’t (shouldn’t) they be charged with assault?

Well isn’t that exactly what insurance qua insurance is: protection against an unlikely but catastrophic event?

To all ages: take care of your teeth.

At least it didn’t bounce over the fence.

Maybe good in a Bloody Mary.  I’ll try it.

Wonder if this will work with grape tomatoes as well.  They’re a fruit and go through a similar degradation as grapes.

Is it acceptable to Facetime (or Whatsapp video call etc.) in a bedroom you share with another person?  Asking for a friend.

Penultimate means “second to last,” not “way beyond ultimate.”

As a social species, we need all of these types in balance in order for us to survive the evolutionary winnowing process. Read Dawkins’ The Selfish Gene.

This is my dream job.

Have we reached peak bidet yet?

Have we reached peak bidet yet?

Never watched South Park but, after reading the plot summary of the episode on Wikipedia, yup.

Go at 4:30 AM and this is very unlikely (but not impossible, sadly).