... But the likelier outcome is that you’ll be left alone (with, um, your husband).

I don’t think you know what The Hague is, unless you think spending the rest of one’s days in a cosmopolitan European city with legal weed and prostitution is a punishment.

genuinely can’t wait to hate watch this on edibles in the middle of the day and laugh like de niro in cape fear.

Yeah, Dan was waaaaaaaaaaaaay off base with that one. Not only about the lying and the lack of consent that brings, but he didn’t even bring up how sex toys require different care and cleaning than actual human penises. It’s safe to assume the guy has showered and has shed skin cells. It’s not safe to assume a…

So, to review....the Pete Davidson history of abuse that disqualifies him from concern is...?

This is the shittiest fucking take possible.

As someone who suffers from BPD so has some insight I suggest you do some research before you start flapping your gums about something you know nothing about

No judgement. You could think of it as a preying mantis sort of ritual kill.

Ah, the time-tested 14 Day Trial By Orgasm. The old ways are the best ways.

I’d give him two weeks to convince me not to murder him by having lots of sex.

I would murder him.

It can all be explained by John’s business plan:

it’s such a well-known meme that I’m 100% certain John is trolling by going with a different quote from the episode.

A little less than 20 years ago, a still-finding-its-legs South Park aired a memorable episode called “Gnomes,” which focused both on the omnipresence of Starbucks Coffee (named Harbucks in the episode), as well as little gnomes that steal your underpants in the night, with their ultimate goal being “profit.” That…

I’m disappointed we didn’t see the Palinterview, but at least we got this:

Whats not rational or productive is to blame people who have not had the power to change the system.

Bernie has never said income equality would fix all problems. That is a neo liberal talking point based on zero evidence.

1. I do not give a single fuck about Clinton. We are not talking about Clinton.

Uh...Bernie had, and has, a pretty large racial blind spot. It’s kind of a whole thing.

The Cain-N’Degeocello is 100% a satire of progressives, and in that regard it’s tremendously, hilariously, cringe-makingly effective.