I know they mean he was Chair of the Pool Management Committee or w/e but I enjoy reading it like he is also a piece of inflatable lounge furniture.

This is the official public school history curriculum in many states.

She’s living in a solipsistic fantasy world where that word salad she spewed somehow resolves into a cogent argument that resoundingly exonerates her and her ancestors of every possible wrongdoing.

She’d probably just get pardoned anyway.

I felt a little bad for him when he was going like “I respect political satirists but I just don’t think I’m personally very good at political humor.” It’s never been possible to make humor completely non-political, but I sympathize with comedians who’ve had to grapple with it somehow becoming even *less* possible.