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Speechless (adj; /ˈspēCHləs/): unable to speak, especially as the temporary result of shock or some strong emotion.

That’s how I feel too; I’m sure it sounded like a great idea on paper, and I’m also sure the underwater deal was a big chunk of the massive TB budget.

Fixed it for you.

Ha, I know the picture struggle!

While it’s certainly possible that the owner replaced it, it’s worth noting that the different materials naturally age differently. The outside part of the wheel is stitched leather; the inside part is plastic.

No, that’s the original; a 1992 BMW airbag steering wheel.

“hors’douvreshit” is my new favorite word.

Ha! Two of my friends are English teachers. I may have become an Internet third.

Gotta agree. I would have said something along the lines of:

Rear spoiler? What?

Came here to post this.

Hands-down BMW 850i.

The first time I saw it I thought it was a mod gone wrong with PT cruiser taillights.

She sure looks calm for someone on the outskirts of a typhoon.

Goodbye, world.

It looks like it was in a crash, even though it wasn’t!

I raise you a Zimmer Golden Spirit and a Zimmer Quicksilver.

You clearly didn’t read the headline. Tavarish asked for the worst cars, not amorphous fake-wood-paneled blobs.

Awesome.