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Good Morning! Welcome to The Morning Shift, your roundup of the auto news you crave, all in one place every weekday morning. Here are the important stories you need to know.

How dare they compare these two.

Instead of being at home in California, I’m in Mexico.

Your hearse.

I have made quite a bit of money on Tesla. But only by shorting it.

Every time I see this, I instantly smile because I don’t own one.

That’s what I figured, but it just looks like it would be cost-prohibitive to lease a big enough space for automotive manufacturing.

Wow, that does not look like an industrial space at all! Maybe f0r a 3D printing company or something, but an automotive assembly line?

Yeah, being without cupholders is the worst.

Well how nice for you. #AtLeastYouHaveTwo #E30problems #ZeroPlacesToPutMyCokeZero

Lexus’ Cadillac CUE is showing.

pretend like you invented “Uber for dogfood.”

So much this.

Same. You'll be a Gawker headline before you know it.

Next week:

How I feel about the Cactus...

Thank you!

“The press came by”

A lot of people get hung up on the fact that the Model S doesn’t change every year as a sign that it’s “dated.”