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SOURCES: Cuban beside himself.

I would have put #1 attempted kidnapping, but I didn’t want to get too real. It’s only Wednesday.

2) Leaving

One more mod..the mod that allows you to do this is bullshit

Sorry, but I won't stop having sex with your sister.

Why are we even bothering with a Derby this year? Can’t we just save everyone some time and just give the trophy to Omar Infante now?

He faked the resignation just to watch John Oliver drink a Bud Light Lime.

False. There are no DC residents, just people permanently too tired to try to commute home.

Shhhhhhh...he doesn’t want to draw their attention to the color of his new shutters.

You fucking bastard. There is not one single mention of Homeowners Associations on this entire goddamn list.

Yeah, but what's his water bill?

$1,500 x 2 a month = $3K. $3K x 6 months a year playing = $18K.

$1500 into his 401(k)? Dude’ll never have enough to retire comfortably at that rate.

What ejection?

I consider myself a very rational, levelheaded person, but by the end of that Top 10 list I was about 30% convinced Andy Kaufman was going to deliver number 1.

Bob Benson: You already looked at Drew’s list? How’s my ranking?

The problem with all angles shown is that you can’t tell if the puck is on or off the ice, which could cause some of the white space to show without the puck completely crossing the line.

“What I really don’t get is who this list is for.”

Might as well get mad at the weather. This is who marketing is. This is what marketing does. Just ignore it and move along.