The internet has greased the skids of the downfall of society by allowing any sociopath to have their words published for mass consumption without the traditional constructs of journalistic integrity and basic decorum.

It really is remarkable that the Yankees managed to make A-Rod a sympathetic figure.

I have a house built in 1960, and I've been replacing the plugs in the entire house slowly over time. If someone buys this house after me, and wants to install something like this, then they're going to be pissed. I wrap the outlets in electrical tape to hide the exposed screws on the side. It's not necessary, but it…

Goodyear?

I never understood this irrational fixation people have to come to the defense of celebrities like they're a close family member. These people do things that in your personal life would have you screaming outrage and contemplating a lawsuit. Imagine your own boss punching you in the face because you didn't satisfy his…

Now you have.

Fixed the headline for you.

Man, this guy sure could use a Union right about now.

Get outta here, UTC truther.

Chipper is dumb as a fucking rock, always has been. If he could not hit a baseball he'd currently be wiping tables at a McDonald's somewhere in Florida because making fries is too complicated.

The people that think the government operates well enough to murder dozens of children and cover it up completely are the same people that call the government incompetent at every given turn.

I think it makes sense that the government would kill 27 people in a small town to prove a point about guns, but refuse to fudge numbers on a spreadsheet. They gotta draw the line somewhere.

You fucking moron, that's because we had nearly wiped out the measles thanks to the vaccine. Now that idiots like you are wiping out herd immunity thanks to your medical degrees from Bullshit University, the infection rate is going up, and the death rate is going to rise commensurate with it. And how about you compare…

You're a fucking moron.

I know I'm supposed to be outraged, but quite honestly I'm far less troubled by this than I am by the private companies doing this and selling the data to essentially anyone.

I switched my plates from back to front and front to back. They'll never even know I did it. I feel so sneaky.

I'm guessing this period of violence against police will pass right after the threat of terrorism passes.

The error is obvious....they've applied some sort of absurd naming convention to winter storms.

We should stop allowing civilians to call the police and report crimes. All it would take is one nut job with a gun and a false report and you've got a dead cop on your hands!

HE GOT THREE DAMN CHANCES AFTER FUCKING UP. God damnit you apologists are fucking retarded. You all act like he got one DUI and they immediately banned him for life. Holy shit.