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Well, you found it in 30 seconds plus a day after the Detroit News found it and reported on it. Why are you patting yourself on the back about this? Why didn’t you find it in the years he worked for the Patriots? If this takes 30 seconds to find, why haven’t you already plugged the name of every NFL coach,

Republicans had absolutely no message at all for eight years except “Fuck Obama.” Still won them elections.

They’re only missing a few minor players, like GM, Toyota, Ford, VW, Honda... you know. Small guys who are getting started with vehicles and manufacturing.

I AM FILING THE PAPERS TO ADOPT KELLY OUBRE JR. AS MY SON RIGHT FUCKING NOW

You’re laying it on pretty thick there, Mrs Hubbuch.

How are you getting juice out of a sewing machine? I would imagine that you would just get a bunch of tiny holes in your carrot or spinach or whatever. Maybe with tomatoes the holes would let some of the middle gunk that surrounds the seeds leak out, but it’s pretty viscous in there. Grapes? Maybe. Now a coconut to

You and your math what is this we’re on the internet!

As of press time 75 percent of fans who voted on Twitter would like Bryce Harper on the Phillies.

I’ve got one complaint about these comparison images... the difference in months could be a possible factor... I’d be more pleased with a same month to same month comparison.

It doesn’t rain for four years, the reservoirs all dry up, the Sierras get almost no snow, and your response is “build more storage and stop building mass transit”?

Let me guess: your solution to climate change is to just make more areas shady so people don’t feel as hot.

Alonso passing on Monaco will be the most notable (only?) pass of the Monaco GP

AirBVB

Have you ever flown Spirit Air? Why can they treat all of their passengers like garbage every day when they only have 2.5% of the market? Oh, maybe it’s the price? (In other words, it’s not because Spirit Air is part of the oligopoly.) You are probably too young to remember but flying by air used to be expensive and

Everyone is forgetting that United didn’t break this guy’s face. Chicago Aviation Security did. If you called the cops to deal with someone at your house, and they used excessive force, would it be your fault?

LAX to JFK

Not even that, All they have to do is seat a few people in the bathroom or stuff them into overhead bins in order to save $10-15 and people will be lining up again. The people that fly once/twice a year that demand cheap fares are the reason the airline industry blows.

And he’ll lose. A suit against the Aviation Police for excessive force might be successful?

Because technically they didn’t bust his face, airport security did?

All this will take will United to offer $100 round trip fares til the end of the month and everybody who is “never gonna fly United again” will be first in line.

Seriously, dude decided to die on the hill of something he already agreed to when purchasing the ticket. If you don’t like the rules of flight, don’t fly or alternatively, run for congress and pass a bill that doesn’t allow air carriers to bump passengers.