I never understood this irrational fixation people have to come to the defense of celebrities like they're a close family member. These people do things that in your personal life would have you screaming outrage and contemplating a lawsuit. Imagine your own boss punching you in the face because you didn't satisfy his…

Now you have.

Fixed the headline for you.

Man, this guy sure could use a Union right about now.

Get outta here, UTC truther.

Chipper is dumb as a fucking rock, always has been. If he could not hit a baseball he'd currently be wiping tables at a McDonald's somewhere in Florida because making fries is too complicated.

The people that think the government operates well enough to murder dozens of children and cover it up completely are the same people that call the government incompetent at every given turn.

I think it makes sense that the government would kill 27 people in a small town to prove a point about guns, but refuse to fudge numbers on a spreadsheet. They gotta draw the line somewhere.

I know I'm supposed to be outraged, but quite honestly I'm far less troubled by this than I am by the private companies doing this and selling the data to essentially anyone.

I switched my plates from back to front and front to back. They'll never even know I did it. I feel so sneaky.

The error is obvious....they've applied some sort of absurd naming convention to winter storms.

HE GOT THREE DAMN CHANCES AFTER FUCKING UP. God damnit you apologists are fucking retarded. You all act like he got one DUI and they immediately banned him for life. Holy shit.

Let's say you broke all sorts of substance abuse rules, you have literally dozens of millions of dollars based on not drinking and drugging, a ruling you agreed to, and you can't stop drinking for a year or however long? Stop making excuses for this idiot. He is ruining his life because of his own decisions and you're…

Hard to believe a team that regularly gives Matthew Dellavedova significant minutes is not very good. But I'm sure it's just coaching.

Why wasn't Dez flagged for going on the field and arguing with no helmet on?

Pete Morelli was reminded that one day he may have to cross the George Washington Bridge. He quickly reconsidered the call.

Lafayette isn't even spelled right here...

Their shareholders can go and suck it when people stop flying JB.

Being 6'3", I must protest. It isn't like I can help being tall or affording a more expensive Mint seat. I get that fuel is expensive, I get that investors want to pack us like sardines into aircraft, but at some point, I will only fly out of extreme necessity.

Can we just go back to singing Take Me Out to the Ballgame?