Technically, it should have been inches³, but I appreciate the thought.

/High fives

People are jerks. Funny jerks, but jerks nonetheless.

But at least there's no more Aaron Rodgers dick-sucking until next year.

The best part of this whole thing is Joe Buck trying to sound unbiased and failing miserably.

As much as I love professional football, a small part of me wonders what would happen if everyone started watching another sport with as much fervor and abandoned the NFL altogether.

After further review, he is not a catch.

Penn State football has been on a roll these past few weeks. The team notched a bowl victory, Paterno got his wins back, and over the holidays the JoePa statue got that Red Ryder BB gun he wanted.

Bobby Bowden gets screwed and, in typical Paterno fashion, Joe-Pa goes about his business like nothing ever happened.

NCAA all time win leader Kim Jong Il.

They would have just blocked each other, but neither one knew how.

"YOU ALL CAN CALL ME MOZILLA FROM NOW ON BECAUSE I JUST HAD TO FIRE FOX."

Cocaine speeds things up, you can even do the rehab quicker.

Oh great, another Scott Van Pelt story.

I wish they would have opened fire

"Ribeiro has dropped his gloves" that might be the funniest thing I've heard all season

Typical Cooke turtling once he realized he was about to have his ass kicked.

Marc Savard would like to thank Shea Weber, but cannot find the words to do so.