Someone can't handle their pain meds.

I agree, I think it's best to let your recently-grabbed crotch do the talking.

Poor little Cutlet, man.

+1, for making a few people feel so much better about themselves while pretending to be so much better than everyone else.

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!!!!

I favor Ballghazi over Ballgate because I just know, somehow, somewhere, a "ballgate" is some sort of sex move.

The ONLY time in NFL history you'd tell the black man to get out of the white man's way.

Mason "Camel toe" Crosby. Any relationship to Sydney Crosby?

This is the last time we have to listen to him flick his bean during a football game this season. Everybody wins!

It seems like that's all Clay Matthews is good for these days. And Fathead commercials.

The NCAA, where restoring football victories is more important than restoring lost innocence.

I don't like it. Not every sport has to be dumbed down and sped up to basketball's level.

They said they'd restore the wins once they figured out how to restore the young victims' innocence.

Evidently, the Cowboys just had the wrong set of refs working their game yesterday.

When is somebody finally gonna nut up and do this to Corey Perry?

"Several of your representatives, including personnel from the Lions, argued that the impact of your suspension would have a devastating effect on you, your teammates and coaches, as well as Lions fans."

Indeed a hero to fat kids everywhere. It's just...

My point exactly.

Common sense: Suh is a repeat offender and stays suspended for the game.

Has anyone actually sat back and looked at that god-awful pass by Stafford? If he had been playing the ball it would have been easily intercepted.