The good boy kind.

That 5 on 3 power play failure stings doesn’t it? Let the hate consume you.

I worked with my sister one summer at the frozen custard shop and it almost destroyed our relationship so I can’t imagine having a career with her where we travel and tour together. No way.

Tell you what, I know we don’t need him, but I really want Melo to somehow end up on Golden State just to see Warriors haters go fucking ballistic.

Right. I get that he has a viewpoint here and that’s great and all…

He’ll probably get an award for actually using a turn signal in Florida.

It will likely be a mitigating factor and realistically he should be able to plead to a lesser charge.

Officer: Do you understand what I’m asking you to do?

It’s how a dude got knocked out taking my ax kick during a match years ago.

Just giving an example. It’s not like I brought up wrestling on an article about homemade beef jerky or some shit. “That strip of beef looks tough, but not as tough as Mad Man Pondo - who once stapled a dollar bill to my nipple!” (untrue story)

Are you really bragging that the only way you can get head is through a miracle? That’s sad.

Celtics fan here. Took about 30 min for me to process that they actually won. During the 4th, my fiancé said, “Wow, if the Celtics manage to win you get 15 min of head.” High fives all around! See ya’ll back on this thread in 15.4 min.

I know that look. It’s the same one I give my wife after one of the kids starts crying when I am supposed to be “watching” them.

Air Force should send him a bill for scrambling those F-22s

And, as always, “Fuck you, Baltimore!”

She SO clearly said “motherfucker.” She has an English accent so it sounds different to American folks. I’m Spanish and to me it definitely does not sound like the n word

Oh Universe. You and your wacky sense of humor. I wonder if the Supreme Being reads Deadspin.

She mos def said “muthafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaas” Folks going out of their way to generate fake ass controversy.

Hey now, my 94-year-old grandpa can do a whole bunch of jumps off hills on an ATV.