I AM, in fact, an irritable dad with a law degree, Samer. How did you DO that?

Sometimes the lowest-hanging fruit tastes the sweetest.

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

Do you disavow Aztec human sacrifices?

Biblical? Jesus never rode a bike across the Sea of Galilee.

WHOA MAN, thanks for your wonderful ahistorical take that fails to take into account party realignment. Fuck off.

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

Don’t have a shitty stepfather

Exactly. I have 45 Twitter followers. 2/3 of them are probably bots.

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Maybe he just left his shirt in the dryer too long. EZEKIEL ELLIOT DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO DO LAUNDRY, DROPS TO SECOND ROUND.

Like that cop that drove into a bike path and killed a cyclist, because he was typing an email on his laptop while driving. He got off with no charge because it’s part of his job.

I do too but not because I think they’ll brake check me. Cops are literally the worst drivers because they’re always distracted. They’re always either typing or reading shit on their death boxes (laptops). It’s amazing how few of them can even stay in their lane.

I give cops a wide berth on the road. Even is conditions were fine, I would have had triple the space between me and him.

Here’s the original SNL video for all of those interested.

I don’t think it’s bad that they’re getting the money either, necessarily. The whole thing just seems like a huge mess that it will take a long time to resolve, and it personally made me think I should get my affairs in order. I have a thousand dollars in checking that I’d like my roommates to get in exchange for…

Doesn’t the author answer that right in the article? “If your core is strong enough to do push-ups, do those instead of planksfor additional strength conditioning, but, either way, feel free to ditch the crunches, because your back is on the line.”

It is important to remember that violation of federal law can be grounds for legal arrest by local law enforcement (depending on the codes of a given jurisdiction), even if said arrest does not lead to prosecution. You can potentially be arrested by State, County or Municipal police for violating federal law (again,…

It should be noted that federal law prohibits all possession cannabis and federal law trumps state law. Therefore, the possession of marijuana is still illegal in all 50 states.. Sorry.

Starfire was always sexed up. Wasn't she also from a planet that was very honest and open about sex and relationships? Sounds like the cartoon confused everyone here.