You have earned this.

Mutual combat. Weapon of choice: balloon tube.

Have you seen the standings my good man? They are out of it and its only July.

No, it WAS funny. You may go now.

“I’m shocked, very disappointed, frustrated, disrespected. This is something that I’ve never seen in my career, and I know that it doesn’t happen very often. When a man gives you his word and an organization his word, especially when that organization put in so much effort and I walked him through this process and…

I believe that we’ve already seen this film sir.

MONSTER JAAAAM! KID’S SEATS JUST EIGHT BUCKS-BUCKS-BUCKS-!!!!

The Red Card was Clint Dempsey’d for Tearing Up the Ref.

That baby is hammered.

These Beltre posts always put me in such a good mood.

Brought-brought-brought to you by Gr-Gr-Gr-Gr-Grantland!

Is it overrated, underrated or properly rated? What is Johnny Depp’s VOPW (Value Over Patrick Wilson) in it?

Accuracy would still be off

Chased with some meth

I was going to do a google image search for “Glory Johnson”, but then remembered this is a work computer.

This Dafuq lady sounds like shes a lot of fun.

Oh come on. Imagine if the Browns finally showed some promis-imagine if the Bills finally showed some promise. Its interesting to say the least.

Sid Bream completing his heel turn and ripping out the Pirate’s heart in the 92 NLCS

Oh sure! They’re right this way....Officer McOink!.