So now his threats have moved from fighting to stabbing?!

Well that's just like...yinz opinions man.

I'm glad Gomes is alright. A baseball to the face can Break Stuff.

Good thing the Broncos front office isn't involved. Can you imagine how angry the nation would be if they forgot to set their roster in time due to a hangover??

You should see his girlfriend. Lets just say say that he's a big fan of chipped chopped ham.

First they came for the Lexus,
and I didn't speak out because I still had a BMW.

QB: Snoop Dogg

Unless this is occurring in the 4th quarter of some helmet-to-helmet contact, it looks like a false start.

I agree and may have "yinz" and "dahn" saved in my phone's autocorrect.

Aww I'm just jaggin ya. Joke comments is a slippy slope. HERE WE GO STILLERS! HEREWEGO!

Nah why yinz always gotta be all nebby and go runnin dahn Coach Tomlin like dat? Yinz is just jealous of da Picksburgh Stillers and Ahrn Ciddy sixers. Deadspin's a buncha jagoffs!

The Superbowl Shuffle.......shit.

Funny...he appeared to run out of gas in the playoffs.

That's one solid blade job there.

Yeah, how could Pittsburgh ever compete with a total lack of pro teams, superior meth market and close proximity to Detroit?

Two things happened that day. mrigishira never walked again and the bronies never bothered Big_Sloppy again.

Best heel in the biz.

I read your post with the music from Rudy playing in my head.

Except that he's always (and very publicly) hated Doc Rivers.

Just great. Now they're going to start multiplying.