I’d settle for a food site that could tell me what to do with Herbs…

I really wish there was some sort of sports and politics combo to discuss this madness further! Or one take on it on the sports page, and another on the politics page!

Wild. A croque madame is listed as a sandwich just about everywhere. Why? It’s the easiest way to describe the essence of the dish. Two pieces of bread, meat, cheese. It’s colloquial.

Ssomebody needs to arrest you 

I don’t care if they recline back to the point where they are curled up in my lap. Just don’t do disgusting shit like take off your shoes, change baby diapers in the main cabin (on the tray, no less!), or clip nails.

Well, they are 6'4", 220, and there’s two of them.

Here’s a “fun” game you can play. Watch the video and see if you can pinpoint the times when his OS throws up an error message.

I’m sorry but the Astros said that this is misleading and you are just trying to fabricate a story. They are actually up 2 games to none. THEY HAVE WIVES AND DAUGHTERS AND ARE PROGRESSIVE.

The Gang Finds the Real Killers

If the gang from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia made an O.J. movie, this is what it would look like.

Time to close down the Funbag comments for the week. This is the winner.

This is excellent 

I think ‘fridged’ is a little unfair in this case. Her death wasn’t a cheap means of motivation so much as a reminder of just how hopeless and cruel the world of the show can be. But yeah, she’s dead.

Oh fuck off. I’ve never watched GOT but I’ve seen him in plenty of other roles and he’s a phenomenal actor. I do know that like it or not that show wouldn’t have been NEARLY the success it was during its run without his charming ass in it. So that’s literally the only GOT Emmy I’m OK with.

“Look, we get it, he doesn’t…

Don’t forget the tajin rim. Squirt in palomas have been the standard here at LA mexican family parties and quinceaneras. The tajin rim is the “fancy” little touch that makes everyone smile.

You eat your subjects? 

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

They don’t talk about it much, but very few of those Bud bottles get adopted after the game. A lot of them were put down.