We don’t usually eat at fancy enough restaurants where this is an issue. However, we went to a very nice restaurant once that was packed to the brim. Went to sit at the bar and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you have to reserve bar seats.

I can’t take credit for it. I read it in a comment from Drew Magery’s Deadspin excellent article in regards to creative vs actual swearing.

Welp, looks like I finally have a clever name for my account.

That is a truly extraordinary expression.

“[...] I don’t want to put these people’s names in my feed [...]”

Just came here to say: Gahhhhhhhhhh. 

People were definitely aware of the odor. Council Bluffs is my hometown and, while I haven’t lived there in decades, I still have ties to the community. There’s been a lot of talk about the odor of that store — even my old bff talked about it. A lot of people said the odor caused them to not shop there. You kind of…

Nintendo, I love you, truly, but that response is not acceptable. I did exactly that. And then I called your support number. And I was told my Joy-Con was out of warranty and I paid you $40 to repair it. You were nice enough to waive the $10 shipping charge, at least. And then I was without a Joy-Con for a week. And…

Zenophobic? That seems like a paradox to me.

I will absolutely take advice from a comment on a beer story that begins by telling me to go fuck myself. 

Cue post-credits stinger of a banana bunch bursting out of the freezer and gripping the edge of the fridge like a claw.

We were somewhat uncultured hillbillies, I imagine that would answer some of your questions.

I have so many questions I don’t even know where to begin. 

Not a roommate - this is my brother. Apparently, he was at home alone, and he decided he wanted to cook a turtle he caught. His chosen method was light breading and pan frying in garlic infused olive oil. I don’t really know what happened, all I know is that in the middle of pan frying this turtle, he just left the…

So, he lost weight in the end, through different means?

I lived with a guy just after college who could not  get his shit together. His favorite meal was beefaroni out of the can laying on the living room floor while watching TV. One day he decided he was going to “get healthy” and started spending tons of money buying fresh produce every week....that he never ate and…

I kept the pan.  At the time I couldn’t do much to fix it, but 3 years past that I own a home and have a garage with a Spicoli’s dad level of tools... hit it with a flap disc on the angle grinder to get the surface rust off, then re seasoned in the oven a few times.  Use the thing almost daily. 

It’s one banana Michael, what could it cost? $10?

Here’s what I love about my local ( and my daughter’s new boyfriend). We went to our local pub when my daughter and her new boyfriend were out to visit. Said BF is pretty much a Coors guy. Instead of bashing his taste in beers, the owner brought him over a few beers to taste based on some questions about what he liked…