He’s a rapist, too, if that helps. (Trump, not Drake)

My dad did a lot more than that.

Stop parking you kei car in the ocean. Engine bay looks worse than 30 years of New York road salt.

Is it me or does that engine bay look like it’s been under water?

Nobody cares about you lickin’ Elon’ huevos, chief. 

Those carbon fiber side vents look absolutely terrible.

Deport Elon.

I’d love to see Honda do gas powered RWD cars in the US again. Something that normal people can actually afford, even if its based on an old Nissan platform.

My eye is twitching with that fraction... 6/8th ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

$4500?  Haha, fuck those guys.

One time I was driving to work and I got hit with a massive attack of IBS and there was a Burger King to the left of the road so I swerved across 4 lanes at speed and right over a curb-height divider I didn’t register was there. I was in a heavily used 10 year old Corolla at the time. It incurred zero damage.

Stainless steel or aluminum? They absolutely built 20 Sables out of aluminum for testing, and have saved at least one.

I have $20 on some meal replacement protein slop for techies who “don’t have time to eat” and sold on TikTok by ultra-punchable influencers. Maybe a side bet on having CBD in it.

In my defense, I have to stop to read the sign!

Ive found that simple tire noise on the road is enough to alert most people whose head isn't stuck in their phone, or their headphones, that a car is coming. Put down the toys and look around you.

I look at it as an excuse to buy something w a v12. Don’t track your $2k v10 as 581% of the suspension is barely connected anymore.

I couldn’t drive my 1LE below 40* as the tires would crack. Well, they would crack if you let it sit outside for a while below 40* and then tried to move it.

Why not both sides?

Mom had a Pinto, Mustang II, Fairmont, Tempo and Tempo II....  I survived.

Judge ought to have issued a bench warrant on the spot.