Aww, but this one's actually fun to yank out! Well, assuming you're not around anyone dumb enough to take it seriously.

I'm going to try to do the same, but after the new trailer I'm discouraged. Hopefully the gunplay is reduced exclusively to big mission obviously-has-to-be-a-shootout shootouts like the one shown. Maybe we'll get lucky and we'll get some sort of implication that most baddies wear body armor or that you do most of your…

Varied by region or part of the world, cultural tradition, materials available, skill of the weapon makers, blah blah blah. Generally speaking that was an era where there was a wide variety of melee weapons that were used and it was indeed miles from everyone just strutting around with a sword in combat. However, if…

For the paid stuff, Zampella was direct: "We're not going to do microtransactions." The reason for a season pass, which hardcore gaming forums always view with suspicion, is "if you buy it up front, it's a deal," Zampella said.

I can't stand to watch the stream all that much but I'll check on progress a few times a day. It's beyond me how much they've been able to accomplish. Really don't like the anarchy/democracy system since it sort of defeats the original purpose of the experiment but even on Democracy yesterday there were some…

Anything involving chains in the US. Anywhere. On any vehicle. Damned if I know what's illegal or "recommended" state-by-state or federally. I saw signs on Atlanta cameras a few weeks ago in their disaster suggesting chains on semis. The hell? They'd be pulled over in an instant farther north. Are the professional…

Fast. Quad lasers. No shields. Mmm...

This is why I said I'm expecting death. Besides, Goofy is already part of Gummy Ship, um, "battles". I don't want to think about that even more. It's true I've been trying for any serious continuation or refresh for 15 years but I'd be 100% (and more!) happy with the good 'ol DOS versions. Must have support for full…

The classes all play very differently, and you'll have to dispatch with a full complement of the four classes: Medic, Assault, Support and Trapper. (You can't, say, dispatch with four medics.) There is simply no way to effectively fight the monster unless you stick to your class's designated skill: The medic must…

Fun fact— Signing up for the PC version requires and Origin login which ironically can be done via a PSN sign-in. I know PCs are different but it's still funny given Titanfall is supposed to be the Most Awesome Thing You've Ever Seen That Makes You Want To Buy An Xbox One™

Give me X-Wing and TIE Fighter or give me Death. (Note: I know the likely result is death)

Complete and total bullshit on "time constraints". Look at how much time they wasted with pullaway and aerial shots. If anything they probably decided early to cut that part and had to add all that lousy filler.

Because you can't just copy-paste stuff from NeoGAF as fact (no matter how tempting it can be as it's the origin of almost everything gaming-related these days). Some sites do. They're lazy as hell. Anyone even pretending to be a journalist or has taken basic composition knows you can use that as a starting point but…

There have obviously been creative liberties taken in the stories that don't match up with any sort of scaling so to me that makes the actual size more in doubt. Namely the idea of journeys/marches/campaigns that take a mysteriously long time or are mysteriously short. One army/group could seemingly cover less than a…

This is how simple it can be— You are paying $60 for a retail game. One version is objectively superior to the other. Why would any sane person buy the inferior version when both are available?

The sad thing (beyond all the experiments in ethics) is that the internet is so so broken and jaded by sarcasm of all kinds now that it's completely impossible to tell which reviews are truly positive and which are expressions of regret.

Aah, bless you Amazon got giving me a perfectly good excuse to get rid of my copy of GTAV. Sure, just $15.21 but effectively $30 cash I'd spend there anyway.

It uses an environmental scanning technology called Thorskan, created by special effects house Better Reality. The trailer doesn't have any examples of gameplay or story set-up. Mostly, it's showing off how good the creators can make stuff look. Don't expect to see Get Even before 2015.

I'm afraid I don't speak this language. What is a "ddos dildo attack" and how does it differ from a DDoS attack?

Best goddamn business simulation game ever. All other attempts have been garbage in comparison.