Ha ha ha. What a bunch of dopes. The answer is actually 104.

And I thought his songs had bad hooks.

My bad, I spaced on that and the explanation. I'm changing it. You should chill, though.

"Ha! That stuff happens all the time! Sometimes, when I head into the sauna, I'm all like 'I can't wait to sleep with my wife! She's so hot! Going to have the sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyy sex with her later!' and then, all of a sudden, I'm blowing some dude! LOL!"

"our coverage is for me to show and for Delly to go under me and we just didn't get the call right at the time."

Your mom's face

Baltimore.

I don't know about masturbated but I once peed at my girlfriend in the shower and told her to "dance"

Kotaku

Wake up, mom needs the computer for her webcam show.

Shouldn't this be on Screamer?

I think you decoded that joke quite nicely.

Rice? I just ate, thanks.

Pursey Harvin

Will Will's will will will Will Will into the end zone.

Tony Stewart doesn't start fights, he finishes them.

I'm going to stick around in this comment thread, which is sure to be a rational and productive discussion that—

It's only fitting that these shirts are %100 cotton.

Holy shit I met my wife in that bar.