Hmmm. I’m supposed to take a 13 year old girl to see it in a few hours.

that was a decent amount of effort for something without a punchline

Seeing how this was against the Cardinals, I would have gone for: KKK’s Cards.

...is to have approximately $180?

Guys should use this technique.

I guess I’m an older millennial (‘87), but knowing there are people in my generation who don’t know about Ja Rule is just murdaaaaaaaaa to my heart.

I’m a CPA. LOL.

Yeah, not like that awesome conference where Austin Rivers can get a starting position.

Breaking news: you don’t make a word plural with apostrophes.

With the 3rd pick of the 2001 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select: LaDainian Tomlinson, RB out of TCU (instead of goddamngoddamn Gerard Warren!)

I’d stop the Patriots from taking Tom Brady. Fuck ‘em.

“You wanna know what NFL pick I’d do over? Jeez, there are so many to choose from... probably that one against the Saints in the NFC Championship game?” -Brett Favre

Relax.

This is good Kinja.

This reveals the most crucial flaw in IBM’s plan. What the world really needs is Neapolitan computing.

IBM’s computer thinks in chocolate and vanilla. Sometimes what it knows is chocolate, sometimes it’s vanilla, sometimes it’s a swirl. Sometimes, though, the swirl melts; then you have to decide if there was more chocolate or more vanilla in that puddle. IBM just hired a fat kid that can tell the difference.

I feel if this article was rewrote to replace all the computer jargon with food items, I might have a better chance at understanding what I just read.

If lightning hit Brian Windhorst, it would cause the world’s largest grease fire.