Hmmm. I’m supposed to take a 13 year old girl to see it in a few hours.

that was a decent amount of effort for something without a punchline

Seeing how this was against the Cardinals, I would have gone for: KKK’s Cards.

Guys should use this technique.

I guess I’m an older millennial (‘87), but knowing there are people in my generation who don’t know about Ja Rule is just murdaaaaaaaaa to my heart.

I’m a CPA. LOL.

Yeah, not like that awesome conference where Austin Rivers can get a starting position.

Breaking news: you don’t make a word plural with apostrophes.

With the 3rd pick of the 2001 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select: LaDainian Tomlinson, RB out of TCU (instead of goddamngoddamn Gerard Warren!)

I’d stop the Patriots from taking Tom Brady. Fuck ‘em.

“You wanna know what NFL pick I’d do over? Jeez, there are so many to choose from... probably that one against the Saints in the NFC Championship game?” -Brett Favre

If lightning hit Brian Windhorst, it would cause the world’s largest grease fire.

Flappy Bird is by no means original. It's a clone of the Helicopter Game.

What suit?

How ironic: the one Hunter who tries to warn you about the dehumanizing effects of the hunt ended up being the lynchpin in a ruthless contest of murder.

I’m causally dating my Xbox. It doesn’t get upset with me for wanting to watch a baseball game every now and then. Then I’ll just pop into Dying Light, slaughter some zombies, and go to bed, because I got work in the morning. It totally gets me.