Here is a man I could pledge my heart to.

It's Dennis Mersereau, obviously.

hi its me Bill Simons. Yes I will write the sports stories. Thank you,

I posted this when the story hit a few days ago, but I'll say it again . . . did you HEAR this guy's head hit the floor? Did you freaking HEAR it? The sound is between :09 and :10, and it is horrifying. If you have speakers or headphones, you will be sickened.

You are a dumb, dense motherfucker.

Pictured: Members of two different groups who vowed never to be burned by the Heat ever again.

Dick.

No. At least not without better driver training first. People wander all over in their 12 foot wide lanes now because they're eating, texting, talking on the phone, or any other number of distracting things. That space is what gives me time to react to their stupidity. Take away the buffer and now they're even…

*Throws Flag*

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Jesus, I haven't seen knees collapse like that since Duante Culpepper.

Jay Cutler can only dream of awareness and instincts like that.

I played the game for over 50 hours and never once i got a legendary item so i went to the loot cave and i got a few , its quite frustrating when you put so many hours into the game with no results

Then the RNG gods really love you because I run daily and weekly strikes, bounties and patrols every day for the past week and a half as a lvl 20 and have gotten maybe 3 legendary engrams in drop form. The other 3 I have gotten have come from the Cyrptarch and all but one were mats/blue gear. I do love how you've…

Is..is...is that the net weight or the GROSS WEIGHT?

My personal favorite is the annual intrasquad scrimmage at the University of Nebconsin.