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lol wow #themoreyouknow #buttheyshouldeducatepeopleonitalso

*idiom and not all idioms are boomer-related, and that particular one is pretty true

same. let alone dropping 7 benjamins for it

or the time he inherited that magical land in a storage unit, but he scorched the earth and sold it for its parts, without a moments’ hesitation

lol +1 for christopher lloyd

i feel your pain, i made the mistake of bringing up FL’s awful governor, that somehow failed upwards into the senate, and was interrupted with “well I think he’s doing a great job for FL” uh, on what planet?

fuck that, she needs to have her soap and toothpaste taken away, she wouldn’t last two days

1. “The trailer was stable at speed, and the Brembos—along with the trailer’s surge brakes—comfortably and quickly scrubbed our Jeep train’s kinetic energy into heat.” fantastic technically-certified wordsmanship

they also never like being handily outmaneuvered on social media, let alone via honest statements

can we replace republicans with like, another party? any other party? ralph nader, c’mon down, or bernie can have the other slot, but either way, anyone who “doesn’t care” what Never Again means is a steaming pile of a person

i know somewhere he can go where he’ll be welcome to play checkers every day. at least he’ll only eat the red pieces since he’s made it readily apparent he doesn’t much care for the black ones...

oh, laws matter. they definitely matter...but only for you and I and the rest of us serfs, not for him

prob w/ govt having it: overreach, powers of coercion
prob w/ private industry having it: they often only “do the right thing” when they have to, since its usually the opposite direction of money

thats A-Team/Knight Rider quality right there! <3

riiiight but due to the 283912348 agencies, I’m sure another one (or seven) would come by (or at least call) and ask wtf is going on

lawl

And they’re only doing it for a select group of suspicious moms! c’mon be trusting already

soon-to*-be-laid-off

i mean, not IMMEDIATELY. it’ll probably take at least 5 minutes for them to encode it