I genuinely enjoy Rick & Morty, but I’m getting really tired of Roiland’s three voices, all with the same cadence and mannerisms. Putting them in an extended video next to the fantastic Jennifer Hale isn’t doing him any favors, either.

It’s okay man, you don’t have to be the lead(s) in absolutely every project you…

I was going to say “Toy Commander.”

It’s been on my radar (and my wish list) since its release on Switch.
“big Toy Story vibes here” I guess I’m the only that remembers Small Soldiers, then. T_T

I’m very upset I’m now just hearing about this. Steam’s algorithm failed me here as I’ve been searching for coop games to play with my friend, and this game never appeared. I hope it’s good.

Reading all of this sold me more than anything else on this game. 

The best thing about the game is the way it respects your time, in total contrast to every other entry in the series.

Praise for you bravely creating an account today just to say all that. Strongly suggesting you’re the same person who did this on all the other articles. Also you’re probably 11 or of not, you still live with your mum. That’ll teach you.

Starring and replying to off-topic comment because it made a reference I recognize.

#DEADSPINFOREVER!!!

Comment talking about how this site has been garbage ever since [insert former Gawker-era writer’s name here] left.

Self-reply to emphasize a point that no one cares about and will scroll past regardless. 

Comment that is wildly out of place because infinite scrolling led to the comment section of a different article.

Unrelated comment that should have been a new thread but isn’t.

Weirdly horny comment about a fictional character. 

Comment accusing Kotaku of being paid by publisher for coverage.

Comment offering very legitimate career opportunity making $7,000 a month working from home, possibly doing video game blogs.

I make a seemingly good comment and anticipate lots of likes. Realize a day later when I have no likes that I came upon an article seven months old and it was just randomly retweeted into my timeline. 

Snarky response only vaguely related to the article, and a joke that might get a single star.

Reply that no one forced you to read the article in the first place.

Comment posted too quickly for me to have read article in entirety. Condescending sentence calling out author for not including piece of information clearly detailed in paragraph 4 of the story. Follow-up referencing tangential or entirely unrelated fact betraying a shallow understanding of the topic based on half a…