What about speed holes?

Oh god I didn't notice the lemon until I watched it a second time then saw the flip. That is such a damn smooth move.

Eff Apple just got all 5 exodus cards. It even stats play all 5 cards and win. Fuck.

I think I will try your research, but with the truffle and 2 bags of M&Ms one peanut and one pretzel.

Your logic makes no sense. Eat less chocolate? Are you a monster?

Depends on the situation. Carrier is important because what good is a phone if you get no service. But also the price and what the service provides. I am on sprint and I know how everyone loves to hate on them. I'm in an area where I get decent service. I don't have 4g like my friends on verizon or at&t. I know I'll…

I was totally going to forward this to my boss who has 2 fingers missing and now it can't because it's not about really regrowing fingers.

I had a very nice mouse once. It was the Logitec MX something or other wireless mouse. It died on me though. I think the blue tooth thing crapped out. It had the best scroll wheel. Man I would've used it forever, but it wasn't meant to be.

I had one of those and I loved it. 3 buttons. thumb ball that was red with black spots I believe. it was big and comfy. Man I miss that mouse.

Dear lord that was terrifying.

my first hermit crab (at the age of 20) was named Dr. Zoidberg. I miss him everyday. His shell didn't catch on fire, but he died. :'(

Listening to the song makes me think of vast, epic, spaces. Doesn't always have to be space, but it's what it goes best with. Just want to look to the heavens when I hear this. I think this song would be paired well with the theme from 2001.

What a Twist!

I love happy hour and look to it each week. Mostly because I like the booze.

I did this one but didn't submit it. I should've. I just tried to attempt a panaramic photo on my EVO 4G LTE and it looked like it was messing up, but I think the results are good

There goes 5 hours of hard labor?

testing testing. If this works then Giz hates my work IE8

Test test looks like I can comment with my phone. My work PC sucks at letting me do this. I'm on ie 8 I think. But anyway, looks like I'm reading mobile view since it still has an option to view all comments.

make it a sammich with devils food cake and burn in hell?

these puns are getting hammy #amidoinitrite