A simple solution: Appoint an independent counsel to investigate the problems at Baylor. I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.

Also, I totally believe that this isn’t just about football. It’s about bad press. It’s Catholicism organized Christianity 101 to try to hide anything that might make you look bad rather than address it.
(Edit: I honestly had no idea it was Baptist).

Ken Starr: “I’m behind a veil of ignorance.”

Getting your dick sucked by a willing participant: worthy of impeachment

You have a point, people’s hypey wishful thinking is a lot more serious in medicine than in other industries. I too hope someone winds the many necks in over this but I’ve got a funny feeling that isn’t going to happen.

This kind of nonsense is why this place needs a critical press...

Dear everyone: SEPARATE YOUR CHURCH AND STATE.

The company has recently become the subject of a criminal investigation and potential forced moratorium in services after its blood testing methods were found to be suspect and the company had recklessly put tens of individuals in danger by failing to disclose a specific hematology test’s deficiencies.

Your CEO better be thanking you profusely right now for saving their ass.

It’s certainly operating in the red.

She can sell her plasma — still in the blood business.

“making her the first self-made female billionaire”? Oprah (of Oprah fame) and Doris Fisher (GAP founder) were billionaire looooong before Elizabeth Holmes. I think you meant “youngest.”

Except she’s probably just a millionaire, missing that last comma. Sad!

Delusional con artist with suspect hair: I got your third-party candidate right here—

And nothing of value was lost. You can’t really complain about the loss of “value” when that peak valuation was insane and unjustified in the first place.

Um... How about this shady tidbit?.

“Instead of being like, ‘Thank you very much, Mr. Trump,’ or ‘Trump did a good job,’ everyone’s saying, ‘Who got it? Who got it? Who got it?’ And you make me look very bad,” Trump complained, taking on reporters in the room. “I have never received such bad publicity for doing such a good job.”

Absolutely. They let him get away with his lies over and over. Look at how Megyn Kelly let his “oops, excuse me” shit pass as if it were an apology. They’re practically sticking their tongues down the back of his shorts.

That was the weirdest press conference I’ve ever seen outside of the context of a gay sex scandal from a family values candidate.

Did he circle the dollar amount on the checks in gold Sharpie?

“I never said six!”