Kids are very resilient, he’s fine.

This is the longest humblebrag I’ve read in a while.

1) The noise they make....entirely unacceptable to make other people listen to.

I live in NYC. I’m from the area. I lived upstate for a while. Let’s make a deal - you don’t propagate the use of flip flops, and I won’t make fun of you for being a godless hippie with rancid feet with no respect for your surroundings.

Roy Davis, who killed a Woodlawn teen last seen in her car 6 months prior to Hae’s disappearance but wasn’t caught until after Adnan was convicted. Look it up, sheeple!

Is it just me or doesn’t ‘top hat wearing dude’ ONLY mean Slash?

It’s art. Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comforted.

How have I never heard of this woman? If the rest of her work is like this small sampling, I’m disgusted by my lack of knowledge.

Not to go all concern troll on everyone, but it’s completely unsafe, and they should all undergo forced sterilization for the greater good of all humanity.

this is worse.

Revenge will be difficult, as I’m having a hard time trying to figure out something more disgusting to give her to eat than what she already ordered.

Chicken ass hands.

I went to preschool at the Jewish Community Center but I was the only kid in my preschool class who kept kosher. For an end-of-the-year field trip, they took us out for pepperoni pizza. When I explained that I kept kosher, they said, “Well, can’t you just pick it off?” Pork-ass-hands-having motherfuckers.

It is possible that it was not. I negotiated a Windows XP extended support contract for my company. If they have a lot of systems/applications running on XP, the cost to upgrade may be really high and may even include having to replace a number of those applications/systems. The extended support contracts are intended…

This is so blatantly and obviously staged as to go viral and garner stupid internet comments like yours. I mean, only 2 people sitting down waiting to catch the bouquet? 1 of which is the girl’s boyfriend? Come on.

If you are any kind of a gear head go see this movie. Now.

Yeah. I mean, I think after people have explained it I get why someone would be offended. I probably wouldn’t be, but that’s because I’m not into marriage or marriage traditions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is very very similar to anti-vax rhetoric. False rape accusations and severe reactions to vaccinations happen, but they happen at such an astoundingly minuscule rate they shouldn’t even factor in to the discussion. Then a small coalition of very very loud people make bad arguments with enough truthiness to sway…

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