Liar.

which explains your comment history.

Avocados rule. Cilantro, not so much.

Cilantro: Because fuck your tastebuds, that’s why.

I’m glad I’m not the only one bugged by this. Thank you commander.

I can't believe you want to support people would allow you to have a abortion.

Not an good writer.

That’s not terrible.

In communist russia the pole positions you

Assorted lubricants?

Murder one and leave its head on a pike as a message to the rest.

One additional piece of advice (not truthering), if you’re growing in containers, look for determinate plants, or indeterminate plants that are recommended for containers (there aren’t a lot). Many indeterminate tomato plants don’t do well in containers. There’s nothing worse than thinking you’re going to have an…

Substitute “weed” for “tomatoes” and it's basically the same steps.

I travel a lot for work. I usually leave $5/day and make sure to leave it every morning before heading out of my room because sometimes it’s not the same housekeeping person as it was the day before.

Nah. Just leave $5/day unless you’re getting 2x/day service (turndown etc) in which case I do $5/service. Unless I leave a mess (tons of empty bottles after a bachelorette or whatever) in which case I leave a $20 and an apology note.

I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.…

The electric slide.

Disgusting, unacceptable, reckless, I don’t even know where to start. I guess having it on video makes it okay? What if someone imitates it? How are you going to explain that? The Versa should never have been a sedan.

The 'bend over you're about to get fucked' variety.