"I'm sorry, I haven't seen movies" < lol
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You're not going anywhere until I buy you the drink of your choice!
One week later...
He was caught on camera with his pants down and bowels moving. What I mean is that he was taking a hot shit on the front of a second generation Neon.
Been there, repeatedly - on my back.
My bet is Gaffigan is not nearly as slovenly as he makes out. Comedy is a grueling chore and no one succeeds in it without discipline.
This fiction is required reading for all the cult members.
When I left for Army basic training, my father said there are three acceptable responses to a question : "Yes Sir", "No Sir", and "No Excuse Sir".
Robert Redford was spoofing Zach Galifianakis was before it was cool
Those are great, sincerely. Are you really Demetri Martin?
For that comment you deserve stars, onions, and 40 rods to the hogshead.
Yep, that's the woman's equivalent wearing a dorito-stained wifebeater.
Bear Grylls is nothing but a self-important cock-bite who kills bats for fun.
Well, whenever I wear cufflinks, of course...
That's a carbon steel pendant burn - well done.
stars for tie bars!
Quoting Ambrose Bierce is like cowbell - there should always be more! I would buy you a drink if I could.
Only on a necklace, otherwise it would be weird.