Shows how little you know - mine is from high school :P

I think the accusations are absurd and the investigation makes the NFL look like a troupe of imbeciles.

deflaters gonna deflate

Not by NBA standards

@Miguel Cazares : fuck you and your shilling.

Your jokes are better than just ripping off South Park the way SNL did. (Chocolate > Schweddy)

Proper etiquette dictates nuts must be served on a plate thus allowing the customer fondle and inspect before choosing which ones to put in his or her mouth.

Why would anyone choose the term "buttne" when "assne" was ripe for the picking?

Where do all these people live that pre-pay for gas?

Gurley should feel guilty for performing unpaid labor in a job that on any given day could mean the end of an astonishingly short professional career? The NCAA, his teammates, nor the fans will care anything for him once he's no longer useful to their wants. Screw them.

He's not lying. Obviously he wrote "close cover before striking" - duh

Or Disconnect - my fav

I had to lol at the sympathy hops done by the group behind the ninja.

"...took pictures inside a photo booth set up for the event..."

From the audio at 1:32 - "He's out.... Yeah he don't know wherethefuckheis, but he's out"

Maybe he was squicked out when she told him she was bi?

Thanks go out to whomever added the red circle - I would never have noticed without it.

Soon...

Some days you eat the trough some days the trough eats you.

zing-a-ding-ding!