This woman should watch Yo Gabba Gabba, I think there’s a whole song about not biting people in one episode.

Is it like going to army?

She looks suspiciously like a crazed version of Sarah Jessica Parker.

IF THEY DONT HAVE ACCESS TO A HAT, TIARAS ARE AN ACCEPTABLE ALTERNATIVE.

I’m assuming family wealth. No art curator makes that much money unless they’re dealing on the black market on the side.

YOU THINK THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY. Haha. WELL THIS IS HOW IT STARTS, SUCKERS. A few seemingly UNRELATED stories: a girl in a tiara bites plane passenger. Homeless man bites people in Washington square park on St Patrick’s Day while wearing a diamond crown. Disgraced former scientist turned away from pentagon while…

“Engman feels that she might be a victim of class envy”

As opposed to her flower crown, deck of cards fascinator, or a banana. (“Is that a banana on your head or are you just an asshole?)

He told me his mom was so mentally ill that she hung herself. I guess he didn’t bank on me meeting his family because when I did, not only did I learn that she was very much alive but she was living in a nice town in Indiana.

His absence was the best thing about last season.

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Get out girl, before you end up like Bran (in other words, mired in the most boring subplot of the series and the inspiration for millions of readers’ sighs and rolled eyes).