Maybe she's just lactose intolerant or something similar and cannot control her constant silent farts of deadliness. Poor kiddo.

Lolz, sheeple!

They may already have, I haven't been back in ten years. They were pretty ferocious with their constant pillaging, keel hauling and walking o' the plank.

Whoops, forgot to say my "Arthur" doll was Hispanic, and the rest were some black, some white. So quite a little multicultural melting pot hanging out in that apple tree back home.

My favorite was my Skipper doll, but only after I gave her a sex change by chopping off her hair and renaming her Arthur. I was one hell of a tomboy, the rest of my Barbies I declared to be pirates and marooned them in the apple tree in the back yard. To this day they may still be up there, living off the apples and…

Studies show that all rapes are committed by the living. Immediately unfriend all the living, problem solved!

No, that is not a friend, that is a bogart, screwing over people he says are his friends, but he's really just using them. I'll shed a tear for you. Sorry your friend sucks.

They're obviously just being pretentious and going for the fad, otherwise they'd know that spelt has gluten in it.

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