I can practically smell their refusal to use deodorant wafting off my screen.

It was always about fucking on Instagram. The song was truly ahead of its time; it's a classic for a reason.

But it’s bad, baaad writing. This is almost as bad as that Ed Sheeran lyric, “will your lips remember the taste of my love?” PFFFFFTTTT.

Ya, that's what I said. :D

Sally Mustang? So she’s powerful and stylish but the ride is terrible and there’s a real gas problem?* **

This is why people don't like white people.

I ended the lick with a soft kiss then planted my lips on what was left of the inside of her left thigh

I get the feeling this couple would enjoy their AMAZING SEX LIFE a lot less if they weren’t able to share it with the world. To help them love as well as they do, of course. Because they are only motivated by true altruism, of course. No attention whoring here, none at all.

It’s legal to donate a kidney, but not for someone to cut a kidney out of you without your consent. I think that’s the kind of law that should be in effect here.

I think it is too. These types of laws are being used to prosecute women who self-harm during pregnancy, use drugs during pregnancy, or are accused of trying to induce a miscarriage. I remember when GWB signed Laci and Connor’s Law, after the murder of Laci Peterson, and how contentious that was. Yes, what happened to…

Even worse:

Haven’t you heard? Suffering brings you closer to god. Mother Theresa was a big fan of it (and also a sadist).

Doctors decided they would delay until the woman showed signs of sepsis.

As a precaution, the Australian teams have been instructed to “row the other way”.

Ugh, let’s just be happy it’s currently not functional.

His sheer glee in being a terrifying skidmark is sickening. I’m so glad she’s not physically near him, but this guy clearly has no boundaries. I worry for her, a lot. I don’t want to see another Jezzie headline about her dying because he hired someone to do it, crossed the border to do it himself, or he pushed her to…

I just don’t understand why men like this are so fucking megalomaniacal and petty. Women are subjected to abject abuse, rape, etc. from their spouses and boyfriends without becoming a fraction this vindictive, but men seem to go into homicidal stalking rages over much lesser things (like, maybe for the sake of…

I wonder who can launch a DDOS attack on that website?

Canadian prosecutors discussed charging Fox with criminal harassment but ultimately decided not to, in part, they told the news outlet, because the exes live in different countries and thus Capuano couldn’t reasonably have an “objective fear” for her personal safety.

No objective fear for her safety? Do these dolts KNOW that airplanes are a thing?