I’m not even necessarily disagreeing with your assessment of his relationship with women, but pretending like his reaction in that shot is misogynistic disgust rather than just surprise makes you sound totally unhinged.

He basically made the exact same face I make when someone bumps into me and doesn’t say sorry: 75% surprise, 25% HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY.

Maybe it’s because Lady Gaga beat out actual actresses who gave great performances in great shows (Kirsten Dunst in Fargo, Felicity Huffman in American Crime) whereas she did an OK job on an OK show

Never thought I would say this and 100% mean it, but Kirsten Dunst totally deserved this and got robbed. By Lady Gaga.

How was he supposed to know that the winner was right behind him? Do you know who exactly everyone in any given room is and where they are at all times?

Why did it make him look juvenile? Because he wasn’t paying attention and laughing with someone off camera and was surprised to accidentally get bumped?

Exactly. Why couldn’t she have said, “Excuse me,” like someone with manners would have? The layout of the Golden Globes isn’t like that of the Oscars. People are all over the place. You don’t know where the winners are coming from.

Rocket Raccoon: [about Drax] His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head.

Wut?

The more important question here is: why she was walking up there in the first place to accept an award for a show that is, in fact, very bad?

This is actually correct. It could have been a giraffe, or a potted plant, or a dancing chair. It’s impossible to say “what” might pass someone at the Golden Globes.

also, a follow up:

I’d make a face if someone whacked me in the arm too - no idea why this was such a big deal.

Seriously guys, how the fuck did Lady Gaga win an award for acting over Kirsten Dunst in Fargo? WTF.

The TV show is really funny and charming.

So, I was pretty unimpressed with the fashion tonight. Obviously white was a trend for the ladies and my waiter Ryan Gosling, but I wasn’t feeling it. Except for Taraji. She looked amazing, and made me selectively walk back my drunken bitching about it. Laverne Cox is an honorable mention.

Fury Road was both the best and most fun movie I saw in 2015. I know it didn’t have a chance, but I’m still disappointed.

Best Television Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television: Wolf Hall

Lady Gaga over Kirsten Dunst is a goddamn travesty. Can’t blame Leo for cracking up.