Oh, so a perfect match. It’s good that they found each other. Gross.

Ook; ook.

From that article:

I will confess I have not seen too much Amy Schumer, however the stuff I have seen seems to be really fucking racist and therefore I do not care for Amy Schumer.

I would say it’s more than a “dumb mistake” to paint yourself in black face and post multiple pictures of it to a public website here in the 21st century, but yeah, sure. Dude’s gonna get raked over the coals and all he did was prove himself a bigot on a public forum; poor thing.

The Librarian. Ook.

Never liked her. Know why now

Yeah, it's not her fault if he's a racist, but if she stays with him, I think we can gather something about her character from that.

I use clacks.

Amy Schumer has been a wonderful voice in terms of breaking down doors and opening up dialogue as a woman in comedy in Hollywood, but...having followed her career to some extent for a little while, she has a much less nuanced/interesting/helpful take on race. In fact, she likes to be unabashedly racist in her…

Say it with me: Blackface is never ok!

Second this. Bail for someone who has ALREADY FLED THE COUNTRY is nonsense.

SHERIFF MAY I TROUBLE YOU FOR A GLASS OF WARM MILK AND BY GLASS OF WARM MILK I MEAN A NICE CHARDONNAY

This woman, worth at least many millions, ordered Dominoes pizza and she’s complaining about “subpar” jail.conditions. Was she hoping for the Goodfellas suite where she could dice garlic over slow cooked veil and enjoy expensive red wine? In conclusion: Fuck her straight to hell, and tack on some significant years…

I’m giving a pass. If you’re changing a dozen diapers a day and feeding 8-10 times per day, you can walk around with lefty and righty hanging out for all I care. You’ve earned that much. And a nap, you’ve definitely earned a nap.

Has she never played sports? Gone to a gym? Changed in front of friends before going out or for pool/hot tub time?

That’s the solution! BABIES NEED TO EAT WENDY!

Breastfeeding is such a strange controversial topic. If you don’t breastfeed, you’re the devil. If you don’t breastfeed long enough, you’re the devil. If you breastfeed too long, you’re the devil. Who gives a hoot?! It really grinds my gears when non-factors comment on my breastfeeding practices. Not your titties? NOT…

Planning to breastfeed, if I can, after I deliver in April. If anyone anywhere wants to give me stink eye, I intend to engage in unbroken eye contact until they give up and slink away like a little bitch ;P