xplodingstarfishpants
XplodingStarfishPants
xplodingstarfishpants

Michael Cera is Canadian tho. As a Canadian myself, I can confirm that we wouldn’t be able to read this if she didn’t translate into our language. The simple fact that it didn’t have the word “sorry” in it somewhere really caused me some head scratching, so it’s nice she tried to meet him halfway and bridge the

I love Evil Michael Cera.

Every time someone mentions Woody Allen as if he has a right to exist in a normal context of living instead of being regarded as a creeper deserving of contempt I get skeeved out.

Lindsay Lohan always seems like she’s high, but this makes me wonder if I am.

My aunt gave me some great advice when I was a single mom with a newborn, and people were giving me shit because I let him sleep with me sometimes in his first year. She said, “If you and the baby are alive and you able to stay sane, then you’re doing alright.”

You know her and her husband were part of the Quiverful movement?

Everything will be okay. The mother had a nervous breakdown because the father died. The kids will wander from place to place trying to find an aunt that lives in Connecticut. The aunt isn’t very nice and makes them work and stuff. But then the kids will meet a really nice stranger hippy sort who will take them in for

Teacher here...many schools have changed STEM to STEAM to include art because the arts are important to cognitive development and learning just as science, technology, engineering, and mathematics are.

Fuck that. One can be a cunning linquist as well as a cunting linquist.

Remember Sweet Caroline? When Puck was singing to his future daughter?

It could be the girlfriend who accused him of sexual assault and with whom he settled out of court (after suing his insurance company to handle it).

Someone in my state (FLORIDA!!!) tried to claim his cat had downloaded thousands of images of child porn.

Damn, Mia. You cold as ice. I love it.

Yeah, we definitely need to not be forgetting that Woody and others are getting away with it while we’re all enthusiastically lighting Cosby’s pyre.

@Mia: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

When I was first discovering the joys of smoking weed and watching things you loved as a child I put on the Prince and the Pauper episode of Wishbone and it was transcendent.

Naya Rivera doesn’t seem so crazy for keying and egging his car now, does she?

I love wish bone :) I used to watch it after school

I would have written SO much Mary Sue fanfiction about Guns ‘N Roses. And posted it under my real name. Along with all my super deep suicide poetry, and even deeper musings about how deep I was. And it would have lived on the Internet forever. Thank the good lord I’m old enough that that wasn’t possible back then.