What the hell bearing does that have on this? Are you suggesting that if the sign was in metric she wouldn’t have driven her truck onto the bridge?

It is a really nice wooden block. With the screws and everything.

You can still do quite a lot with no arms.

Cop is all like-

The face of a man who isn’t getting paid enough to have to listen to this all day...

No Tennant, no purchase.

Well, the idea was that the two were both wildly popular, and both shared a companion in Clara, so why not two? Plus you can play Doctor death scene.

You’re half right. It was loaded with blanks. But one of the blank casings go jammed in the barrel... And the rest is history and Michael Masse’s biggest regret.

And with that, Pratt and Anna Faris are off my list of favorite celebrity couples.

from this huffpost (ugh I know) article about 3 UN workers coming to america to assess gender inequality:

My neighbors are vehement protestors. Did they help during my high risk pregnancy? Nope. Take my poor kids to the park to run when I couldn't? Cook a meal?? BIG NO. Did my pro choice neighbor come take out my garbage and rough house with my boys and do my dishes? YES.

You have to be the type of person completely oblivious to how your actions affect others. Like people who stop in front of revolving doors or at the top of escalators.

From the Houston Press:

I’m glad to hear you are doing okay. I read what you wrote and felt sheer rage and sadness for you. You are amazing, rising above it all, getting therapy and conquering life. I truly do wish you nothing but the best. Rock on, GatsbyGirl.

All narcissistic dads end up dating that particular woman. They validate each other’s ugliness.

Jesus Christ. I don’t know what to say and just feel sadness and anger for you. I hope you find some peace and I wish you nothing but strength, love and good wishes for your future.

The father was an acquaintance to whom she seemed to enjoy giving frequent tongue-baths. Seriously, read what she said to those kids. It sounds for all the world like your dad’s horrible personality-disordered girlfriend screaming at you about respect and appreciating what a fine and beautiful man he is.

I love the “Fuck this thing in particular!” cat! Unfortunately, it does not seem to be giffing on the screen (only in my head!).

And the fucker of a father was willing to let his kids sit in jail to get what he wants. They’re all failing these children.

Backpfeifengesicht (German): A face badly in need of a fist.