xplodingstarfishpants
XplodingStarfishPants
xplodingstarfishpants

“Please stop trying to make ‘sexing’ happen.”

Huh,

Well, mostly because you’re mixing up two very different situations.

Right?!?? When you cuddle you can feel the penis or am I cuddling too Rated R? Idk sound sketch.

God: “Sure, just let me finish this earthquake I have going on in Nepal first”

Clarks says she asked God: “Are you going to bless me and let me find a diamond today?”

God has strange priorities

Giver Of Diamonds?

Please don’t fuck up Harley, please don’t fuck up Harley, please don’t fuck up Harley...

Jesus christ do you people ever just STFU...Yes everyone hated Ledger and then DC actually showed Ledger in the Joker costume, that is when people changed their mind....The dude was know for shit movies like 10 things I hate about you.....

Tom Hardy leaving was an early sign.

lol - We kinda went to the same place.

*sees Frank Miller’s name*

Justin Bieber as The Joker... Your wish is now granted!

ehhh Anthony Misiano did it better:

Captain America and Hawkeye tossed off some sexual slurs about women (with Renner giving a really crappy apology that was so ungenuine and forced it was offensive all on its own), and the Hulk guy dished some racial slurs on an Irish chatshow.

I’m super worried they’ll give Harley a tramp stamp. I’m just NOT confident in how DC does movies right now.

They fell out because of the meth. Had to get silver false teeth to replace them.