“Once you’ve connected the two, you’ll get 100 minutes of free calls to use over the next 2 months.”

what does connecticut have to do with pizza?

seriously, its not as though people who commit sexual assault (or otherwise) go around broadcasting it to all their friends and family.  if you werent the victim of the assault, what markers exactly as you looking for that you can say ‘oh hes not like that’.

lol how fucking distracting would that be as the driver to have a drone flipping in front of you.

pats dont make it to afccg this year. yall heard it here first #remindme2months

and in a startling turn of events, it turns out Richard Mercardo is NOT a 13 year old, despite all evidence to the contrary.

whoosh

your overly literal interpretation of Alicia’s comment is doing you no service.

nobody, ever, has claimed bezos has 160b in cash...

not sure why we needed new photos, it was pretty obvious from the original video.

“The value of an asset is speculative until it’s realized. Realization happens at the time of sale.” LOL, no, man. Just no. 5 million shares of Amazon were sold on Friday. We know the value. You can’t just make up principles of finance to support your argument.

#1 - none of these are remotely the same as holding shares of a publicly traded company.

Why? He owns shares of a publicly traded company, and his shares are valued at 160 billion.

whoosh.  you really seemed to have missed the point. 

anyone have a tl:dr version? this is like a million times longer than anyone not affiliated with GW would ever be willing to read, at least without some sort of hook in the first paragraph that might give us some idea what to expect the next 50 pages of the post to be about..

lol what generation before us had crushing student loan debt?

Tough to tell if you’re joking or not.  Trump has a far greater than zero percent chance of winning in 2020.  Anyone who says otherwise is not based in reality. 

oh jeez. 

possibly, but normally there’s a balance transfer fee, and a whole bunch of fine print about how much they get to screw you if you dont pay it off in time.

i could see you making this argument if people were recommending having 10-20k saved that you hope to never use... but 1-2k is a small enough amount that there’s no harm in having in sitting in your checking/savings accounts.