the only thing that limits player salaries is the salary cap. most teams play at or around the cap, the ones that dont are the ones that dont have many star players. it’s certainly not the case that teams leverage the franchise tag so that the owners can pocket an extra $2mil, that’s absurd.  right now the cap is…

maybe its just me, but i cant believe he’s still hosting jeopardy. like talk about the worlds most boring job. he’s hosted 6829 episodes, according to wikipedia. thats some sisyphean shit right there.

a) by the time the goalie touched the ball, the defensive player was on the goal line, keeping those 2 onsides

spoken like someone who really hasnt thought things through.  have you ever seen a game played without offsides? it’s an incredibly lame game.

i can appreciate 2h chess matches.  less so 7h chess matches.  but i do think that 5m clocked matches are the best version of chess.  7h though, that’s gonna span two normal mealtimes no matter how you spin it.

its exactly the opposite, arent you a sports writer? if they pull the tender, they dont get a pick.  if they lose him to free agency after the tag expires, they get a draft pick.

thats at birth.  for someone having already reached an age such that they might have passed the bar, the life expectancy would be much much higher.

sure.  we’re also 4-2-1 if you dont count one of our wins.  or 5-1-1 if you dont count one of our losses.  or 5 and 0 if you dont count the two losses and a tie. 

and in a stunning plot twist, it turns out the yellow striker was actually NOT offsides.

as others have said, its to make you walk past more items on the way to the items you want.

the point isnt “that he was wrong about the stat”, if you cant comprehend that, there’s just no hope for you.

i swear you can hear it snap in the initial replay.

well, a sperm bank is a place where men go to deposit their sperm. so... it seems like it was pretty much what he was going for.

the replay linked in the article is from a different touchdown than the one this celebration happened on.

lol that picture is funny because you know it was taken in the middle of that cat like freaking the fuck out and back-flipping backwards to get away from a... probably fly of some sort that surprised it. but he looks so calm in the picture.

you know adults have been having halloween costume parties, like, forever, right?

you dont get to threaten your employees wife when he makes a dumb mistake.

that was a truly remarkably bad play.  i mean it was so bad, that even the bengals should be bad for being part of it.  even though they did nothing wrong.

its a quote from his teammate, talking about his HOF qb teammate... its not like he’s talking about blake bortles.  teammates always rep their teammates, especially the good ones.

on the other hand, it only takes 10 bottles at 5k/bottle.