whoa whoa, don’t bring pool into this. just sitting there, minding its own business then *wham* sucker-punched by AMGRob

sure, but it was an insult nonetheless. why did the entire friend group let George spend all night insulting a guy who nobody even met until that night.

yeah that’s the real thing im surprised i had to scroll down this far to find the first comment on how the entire friend group was letting this happen.

i feel like ive seen this episode of the OC before.

its all that avocado toast

“Making noise on the outside to warn pedestrians that there’s a car seems like a noble pursuit.”

you mean like non-loaded fries? i agree, those are much better.

This take on loaded fries is mush appreciated.

well it does take someone with current knowledge of mario kart and some low-grade sleuthing... which there’s no reason to require either of those when it would be so trivial and obvious to say ‘this is based on X version’.

not that witty, you cant rollback after you’ve committed.

im really not sure its unfair to say he disappeared in the playoffs. i mean as a pens fan, this is the first year i was like ‘ok heres someone affecting the game in the caps favor!’. prior years i really really could not understand why people thought he was so good.

if we’re just gonna post here every time does something racist, this site is gonna get out of control quickly.

yeah i gotta say he was almost definitely doing it to test that the gator was subdued before they tried to pick him up. i find it very unlikely the guy was doing this just for fun, especially from what you can see of his demeanor as he was doing it.

can someone explain how any of this matters at all, whether Drake responds, whether he doesnt, whether he does it creatively, or whether he does it below the belt. whatever. how does this impact anyone at all?

i wonder what % of runners you think have ever shat on the sidewalk or a neighbors yard during a run

this is one of those super incredibly highly subjective situations being described over email to someone who is then relaying it to us, the lifehacker readership.

so you mean she got exactly what she wanted?

wait, you were in an amusement park and there were disruptive children there!?!?!

im sorry that other people living their lives is infringing on your ‘expectations’, if the place was meant to be child-free it would not allow children. otherwise it’s fair game.

ok but it was 5-2 with 3 minutes left and two of those minutes were going to be on the power play. they were definitely trying to run up the score.