What the fuck is he even talking about. These are two completely separate investigations.

it seriously blows my mind.

and I don’t get any time off in the first year (I know that that is “standard” but it was quite the shock for me). — is this standard? I’ve never had an office job that had no time off during the first year.

Seems fine. Honestly I find I enjoy myself a lot more when watching games that don’t involve my teams.

Pens fan here. It’s hard to imagine the pens winning another game this series. I mean, game 1,2, and 3 were all dominated by nashville, and additionally, games 3 and 4 nashville got the lucky bounces that have defined the pens playoff run thus far. if the luck is with nashville AND theyre the better team, could be…

as recently as last year, Trump sued to try and get local ATC to route flights so that they don’t pass over mar a lago. apparently this has been going on for decades, according to the associated press. i wonder, if this comes to pass, whether flights will continue passing over mar a lago.

black bears are like big dogs.

people still buy porn? they know they’re like, 50 bajillion hours of free porn on the internet right?

lol, this was my thought as well.

people need to stop skipping leg day, that’s just disturbing.

wait where’s that guy that was saying NBA is better than the NHL because at least at the end of the year you end up with a great final. I hardly think a 22 point curbstomp qualifies.

Yes, she could almost definitely deduct the associated costs when submitting her tax return. But often people don’t really understand what that means, and drastically overestimate how much of an impact it has.

No offense, but this seems pretty preposterous. You’re paying $6k each year in after tax dollars just for the office rental.

Before we know it he’ll be president of the US.

I really hope the courts can live with themselves knowing that people in the last week died in ways that could have been prevented by the muslim ban they ruled against.

To me the last rep looked fine, but the second to last rep looked like a double dip. Maybe it was the 2nd to last rep that the judge didnt count, and it was just a miscommunication as to which rep was not counted?

“My wife and my sister have creepily-similar names. I have never once said my wife’s name during sex.” 

“As a (non-yinzer, ahem) Penguins”

euchre is like, the only bad card game. any time someone wants to play euchre I’m like ‘guys, theres 50 bajillion card games, and they’re all fun... except for euchre, why are we playing euchre.’

Wait, spades is a black person thing? If I’m anywhere and anyone is playing spades, you better believe I’m gonna be playing spades.